Please dont crush me, cause baby im a dreamer~

andrewhussiesbosom:

please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks

dadspy:

*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi 

eatingisfab:

my beauty is called ugly

bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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My mouth can’t translate the things my heart says.
Jin Akanishi (via ryeou)

chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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Cause I’d rather fight with you than laugh with another
Front Porch Step (via queen-has-arrived)

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

speedlimit15:

exeggcute:

why is it that villains and not protagonists are always the ones breaking gender roles hmmmm 

it’s called queercoding and it’s intentional and basically brainwashes kids into having negative associations with those traits

tiicktockman:

if u think i’m above making my ocs in dress up games u are

  • wrong
  • wrong
  • wrong

sinonsan:

suckmymara:

sinonsan:

do you ever “accidentally” lay down in your bed when you are tired, but you have to do things, and find yourself trapped in the everlasting comfortableness of your bed.

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THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

planturs:

what i planned to do this summer

  1. paint and make art
  2. hang out with friends
  3. exercise 

what i actually did

  1. cried
  2. blogged
  3. ruined every friendship i have

solar-radiance:

*steps into shower*

*forgets to remove eyeliner*

*steps out of shower*

*Joins The Black Parade*