please don’t wish for a zombie apocalypse I’m fat and my cardio sucks
*smokes pocky stick* yep i remember MY first yaoi
my beauty is called ugly
people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights
|—||Jin Akanishi (via ryeou)|
Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!
how i seduce men
|—||Front Porch Step (via queen-has-arrived)|
groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.
"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."
why is it that villains and not protagonists are always the ones breaking gender roles hmmmm
it’s called queercoding and it’s intentional and basically brainwashes kids into having negative associations with those traits
if u think i’m above making my ocs in dress up games u are
do you ever “accidentally” lay down in your bed when you are tired, but you have to do things, and find yourself trapped in the everlasting comfortableness of your bed.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
what i planned to do this summer
- paint and make art
- hang out with friends
what i actually did
- ruined every friendship i have
*steps into shower*
*forgets to remove eyeliner*
*steps out of shower*
*Joins The Black Parade*